Ryan and Kyle

Once upon a colossus deuce, there was a faceless juvenile whom loved to assasinate presidents.  He was a very brauny fellow with a tibia the size of a pool cue.  As the juvenile was walking in a medow of tulips, a giant bird encircled him as it waited to dive.  The bird dove beak first intio the juvenile's tibia and it snapped with a kkkkiiiirrrrpppooowwwww!!!!!!!  Excrutiating pain surged through his body as he let out a girlish scream.  Suddenly, a sixties hip ballad began to play as he rose towards the light.  "so this is what contraception is like" said the juvenile.  But little did the foamy brained juvenile know, he had just died a ruthless death.