Squishy The Mouse

There once was a mouse named squishy that lived in the now empty cage that sits upon my desk.  He was named squishy after we found him underneath our cat's paw being squished.  We had seen him running around the house many times before but noone could ever catch him because he was too fast.  Once our cat cought hime injured squishy so bought him a cage and started feeding him and taking care of him like a pet.  After living in the cage for a while we started taking him out and playing with him and he has never once bit us or tried to hurt anyone.  One day, about a year after we got Squishy, our little cousin Andrew came over for thanksgiving. The  child, and my brother and I groaned as his stuck-up family pulled into the driveway in their fancy new Mercedes Eagle. He was just as I remembered him, a selfish and cruel child. He ran upstairs into my room and saw poor Squishy. He grabbed the cage and started to shake it, but I grabbed it from him and gave him a spankin, and he went off crying frantically. I knew that my evil cousin was going to find a way to get  me back and i could only imagine how he was going to do that. So that night when everyone was asleep i heard a huge explosion coming from downstairs in the basement. I looked in the the mouse's cage and squishy wasnt inside.  I needed revenge.  I took my cousins prized cowboy action figure and attached it to a stick of dynamite.  As i pushed the plunger down another small explosion echoed through my nighborhood leaving nothing but a scortch mark on the sand where the cowboy had been seconds prior. 

my cousin now wide wake from the explosions. ran out to me and saw the remnents of his prized action figure. tears streamed down his face, but soon his sadness turned rage and he faced me shouting insults and attemtping to kick me as a i laughed and walked away. "Pineapple soundes good right now" I thought as i made my way inside out house and turned on the TV. As the screen flashed on FOX news was reporting on Spain where the "running of the bulls" was taking place. As i wastched the spaniards evade the angierd bulls my cousin came in and we made up.